My teacher was showing my class his Star Wars cosplay on the smartboard today.
You can have a very intense relationship with fictional characters because they...– J.K. Rowling (via hbks) Queen Rowling has spoken (via kevinssecretplace4546)
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
EVERYTHING IS CHROME IN THE FUTURE!
sarufish: Jimmy Eat World? No I’m pretty sure he eats burgers.
sexually-aggressive-cas: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
thevolatilebird: bbcsherlockftw: donovanandandersonarecunts: masterfromcatering: Oh my GOD Why am I laughing with tears in my eyes this is so AWESOME
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I’ve been hearing that Mako may be in his early twenties, though I was doubting it. But that new picture kind of has me reconsidering. He looks older than I guessed he would be.